Riddles

Riddles
1 .When is a door not a door?
2. What has a mouth but cannot eat what moves but has no legs and has bank but cannot put money in it?
3. What stinks when living and smells good when dead?
4. Why wasn’t Bertha put in jail after killing dozens of people?
5. What goes up and never comes down?
6. What do you serve that you can’t eat?
7. What has no beginning, middle or end?
8. I turn around once. What is out will not get in. I turn around again. What is in will not get out. What am I?
9. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
10. I pass before the sun yet make no shadow. What am I?

Myself in Ten Years

In ten years I’ll want to be in the NBA. The money I’ll get from playing in the NBA, I’m going to own an Auto shop business on a degree in Mechanics or auto. The auto shop I’ll own will just be for people who want to get their engine fixed. The reason why people will be able to only get engine fixed is because that’s the only part car I like to work on and nothing else. If you want any other part of your car fixed you can just go to another auto shop and get it fixed. The reason why I want to own a car shop is because I love cars and working on engines will be fun to do.
The money I’ll have from working on cars and playing in the NBA, I will go and buy me a condo, a vacation house and two cars. The condo will be in Maryland. The vacation house I will be in Florida with an ocean view. The car I will be getting will be a 2009 Camero and the other car will be a 2009 Cadillac. The condo will be in D.C. because during the summer that’s where I’ll be staying until the winter comes, and then I will go to Florida.
In my spare I will collect Model cars. There will be one room in my vacation house that will have all the model cars I’ve collected over the years. The model cars will all be my favorite cars from the year 2000 and beyond. I will also be working on car engines in my auto shop in Florida. I’m also going to have 2 children one boy and girl. They both will be going to school in Maryland. My wife will be charming, nice and beautiful.

My ABC's

A- Is for Andre which is my first name.
B- Is for basketball which is my favorite sport to play.
C- Is for Cake which is my favorite desert.
D- Is Dwayne Wade which is my favorite NBA player and for DeSean Jackson who is my cousin who plays for the Eagles.
E- ESPN my favorite website to go on when I’m on the computer.
F- Is for Funny because I am and for family guy which I my favorite TV. Show to watch.
G- Gatorade which I drink everyday because it’s good.
H- Hungry Howie’s pizza is my favorite because of the flavored crust
I- Is for cookie dough cream which is my favorite to eat.
J- Is for Jackson my last name.
K- Is for Kool-Aid which I like to drink when I don’t have a Gatorade.
L- Lebron James who is my second favorite NBA player or for Lawrence Jackson who is my other cousin who plays for the Seattle Seahawks.
M- Is for Miguel Cabrera who is my Tiger or Michael Jordan who is my basketball idol.
N- Neptune has always been my favorite planet because of its color’s.
O- Is for octopus which looks very ugly and creepy.
P- Is for peace which we need in this world.
Q- Question which my sister asks every 5 minutes.
R- Red fish my favorite candy to eat.
S- Is for shrimp lo Mein my favorite Chinese food to eat.
T- Is for Trae who is my cousin that lives in Ohio.
U- University of Michigan My Favorite College.
V- Venus Williams my favorite female athlete.
W- Washing ton D.C. the cleanest state I’ve been to so far.
X- Is for X-ray which my brother needed to get because he broke his leg when he was 3.
Y- Is for Yo-Yo which I like play with some times.
Z- Zoo’s which I don’t like to go to a lot because they smell really bad.